Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Left to my own devices
My night was spent keeping myself occupied. I went down about 4:15pm to shake my booty for an hour. I don't know why but when I have to workout by myself, I sometimes default to dancing. I'd say 725 calories of tomfoolery is a good way to burn some bacon. I ate my lasagna roll ups on the couch because it just feels weird to eat at the table all alone. I wrapped my friend's birthday presents so I'm ready to see her this weekend and cleaned up the house a little bit. Then I got seriously bored and started rummaging through on demand movie channels. Mistake. I ended up watching Another 9 1/2 Weeks. I remember seeing 9 1/2 Weeks with my friend when we were probably way too young to watch it and it felt like "ooh, this is what grown up sexy time movies are like!" I mean who can forget the food scene? Man, Mickey Rourke was sexy back then. Me-ow. This horrible sequel was probably about one or two plastic surgeries in for him before his face turned to complete hamburger from being a pro boxer. A lot of the sexy scenes were in shadows and the redhead lead was the most horrible actress ever. I'm too disinterested to look up her name. Oh yeah, it was one of those ones with absolutely NO payoff at the end. I wanted to punch my TV when it was over.
At this point, I still had about 3 hours before bed. HGTV is always good for sucking me in to their House Hunters and Property Virgins shows for 2 hours. I blame them for my open house obsessions. (I've been trying to be good and not drag the Mr to any. When you walk in and realtors know you by name, there's a problem.) Clearly I do not do well when left to my own devices. I guess I do better than I used to though because I might've been tempted to eat out of boredom but I didn't.
If there were a crap ton of typos, please forgive me...my proofreader was indisposed at the time of writing.
What do you do when you're bored at night?
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