What I'm Reading This Week #17
Time for Friday which means planning weekend shenanigans should be afoot! Well, the carpet thing as far as the obscene amount we have left went nowhere. They gave an excuse which measurement wise makes no sense, swore we weren't charged for it and now we have a friggin' roll left to figure out what the hell to do with it. Do you know how many times over the past 8 years we have said the phrase "we'll figure it out?" 7,422. I'M. TIRED. OF. HAVING. TO. FIGURE. IT. OUT!!!!!! You listening up there, Sir or Madam? Can we please be done?? The only thing we got was a service call which they were late for to fix the gap which yay but shouldn't have been there in the first place. Rat bastards. The worst of it is when you look up the reviews for the place after the fact (because they don't tell you who it is before or you'd never buy through them). This place gets one star out of like 20 reviews over the years. Th...
Chocolate pudding. You could also squish it between your fingers and toes. Might be kind of dangerous though too. Not sure you would float at all like in jello, so it shouldn't be a very deep pool.
ReplyDeleteI'm with the Mr. Chocolate pudding. I think it could be soothing, velvety. I would also go with a clay mud if I could enter it slowly. I think it would give too much resistance if I tried to jump into it.
ReplyDeleteI have this thing about being in water I can't see through. I get really twitchy and freak about anything that touches my legs. It has gotten worse as I've gotten older. So my first thought is: oobleck. Cause if you do it right you don't fall in but rather run across it. Jello, as long as it's clear, also sounds interesting. But seriously, I've had a minor freakout in a 'milk' bath when I bumped into a sponge fall that into the water without my noticing. I didn't jump out but did splash water onto the floor.
ReplyDeleteI think I'd do a foofy thing like a pina colada where it's frothy but with a light fluffy texture that would feel good to dive around in. Now I need to go find a mini umbrella to twirl...
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