What I'm Reading This Week #29
Howdy do all and welcome to your Friday. I hope your week treated you well and you're ready to recharge a bit. You know, when I started this gardening business, I had delusions of like, actually enjoying it maybe with my morning tea before the day got hectic. source Instead it's like the second the plants went into the ground, Mother Nature turned it to 11 and hasn't let up. The wall of humidity is ridiculous! I can't even go out to water or do something simple without looking like I was back on the chain gang for 8 hours. Or I get to see the 500th mistake I've made and end up ripping out my strawberry plants or moving other plants because they might be too close together. Watching my 4 puny tomatoes laugh at me as they choose not to ripen or grow while other people talk about mad harvests in which they can't pick them fast enough. I will say the bees have been making me happy out front. I was at the planter and one was working on a ...
Chocolate pudding. You could also squish it between your fingers and toes. Might be kind of dangerous though too. Not sure you would float at all like in jello, so it shouldn't be a very deep pool.
ReplyDeleteI'm with the Mr. Chocolate pudding. I think it could be soothing, velvety. I would also go with a clay mud if I could enter it slowly. I think it would give too much resistance if I tried to jump into it.
ReplyDeleteI have this thing about being in water I can't see through. I get really twitchy and freak about anything that touches my legs. It has gotten worse as I've gotten older. So my first thought is: oobleck. Cause if you do it right you don't fall in but rather run across it. Jello, as long as it's clear, also sounds interesting. But seriously, I've had a minor freakout in a 'milk' bath when I bumped into a sponge fall that into the water without my noticing. I didn't jump out but did splash water onto the floor.
ReplyDeleteI think I'd do a foofy thing like a pina colada where it's frothy but with a light fluffy texture that would feel good to dive around in. Now I need to go find a mini umbrella to twirl...
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