Why Is It Raining in the House? Weekend Recap
Guten Morgan this fine Monday. I hope your weekend was a bitchin one and you're ready for a short week. (Or maybe you pup owners are breaking out the Thunder shirts in anticipation of the people who are going to be setting off fireworks for the next seven days. I know we always have people setting them off at random usually starting tonight. I do actually miss sparklers from when I was a kid and conducting a symphony to make shapes in the air burned into your vision.) Friday was exhausting y'all. I had to get some worm spray for a looper worm infestation on my brassicas (who the hell am I??) and whilst poking around the nursery with lightning and looming thunder Thursday night, I spotted a flat of begonias marked down to $10. Given my zinnias couldn't stay in the long planters because they need sun, I had to relent and buy the begonias. Anything to block the sea hag from peeking over. So Friday morning I got to work picking of...
I'm going to say I had a fairly funny thing last night. We were watching the new version of Carrie on TV and you referred to the old one and ***SPOILER ALERT*** you said " I didn't know the bucket killed the guy in the original movie" and I said "It didn't, it bounced off the guy's afro" (the original has the guy from Greatest American Hero and has the curliest hair ever).
ReplyDeleteYour silent high five was the funniest response to one of my lame jokes ever!
That was pretty friggin hilarious. William Katt did have quite the set of bodacious locks that side of the 70s!!
DeleteA gal at bingo said she had been cleaning her neighbor's house for 16 years. My Mom said and you're still not done??!!😂😋
ReplyDeleteROFL!! That is some quick wit right there!
DeleteMy husband yesterday: "Well, you don't have to worry about any self-esteem issues at my job. Just look around and you start realizing you're not so bad. I told my manager the reason I have to take off for jury duty is because I'm the only one here without a criminal record."
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