The following is an actual exchange last Friday night.
INTERIOR: NIGHT. The Mrs. is on the couch on her laptop and the Mr is on the loveseat to her right on his laptop with his back to her.
Me: I bought Epsom salt gel because I was too lazy to go down under the stairs and dig it out of the luggage.
The Mr.: *side eye and perceived slightly disgusted laugh* You know I would've gotten that for you if you asked me.
Me: I shouldn't have told you that, I felt you lose some respect for me.
What's the funniest thing someone has said to you lately?
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I'm going to say I had a fairly funny thing last night. We were watching the new version of Carrie on TV and you referred to the old one and ***SPOILER ALERT*** you said " I didn't know the bucket killed the guy in the original movie" and I said "It didn't, it bounced off the guy's afro" (the original has the guy from Greatest American Hero and has the curliest hair ever).
ReplyDeleteYour silent high five was the funniest response to one of my lame jokes ever!
That was pretty friggin hilarious. William Katt did have quite the set of bodacious locks that side of the 70s!!
DeleteA gal at bingo said she had been cleaning her neighbor's house for 16 years. My Mom said and you're still not done??!!😂😋
ReplyDeleteROFL!! That is some quick wit right there!
DeleteMy husband yesterday: "Well, you don't have to worry about any self-esteem issues at my job. Just look around and you start realizing you're not so bad. I told my manager the reason I have to take off for jury duty is because I'm the only one here without a criminal record."
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