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Good Friday to you!  Literally.  I can't believe Easter is here.  Anyone else having epic wind and rain storms over the past month?  I mean good friggin' luck trying to enjoy any time out there and we're not afraid of weather.  As I type, there are 40mph gusts.  I went out to paint the critter cages on the planters and feel like I have hypothermia at 47 degrees when yesterday's weather forecast said it would be 74 today.  Da fuq?  Guess who finally took the bedroom Christmas tree down Wednesday?  It was neutrally decorated so it was fine but it came on every night and gave a cozy glow.  I knew one day I would look at it and know it needed to go to sleep until November 1st.  That's the other thing, I will be decorating for everything extra early from now on.  August 1st- Fall decor as I will thoroughly be over summer by then and given that's the day Mom passed, I'll need something to lift my spirits.  November 1st it'll be ...

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The following is an actual exchange last Friday night.

INTERIOR:  NIGHT.  The Mrs. is on the couch on her laptop and the Mr is on the loveseat to her right on his laptop with his back to her.

Me:  I bought Epsom salt gel because I was too lazy to go down under the stairs and dig it out of the luggage.

The Mr.:  *side eye and perceived slightly disgusted laugh*  You know I would've gotten that for you if you asked me.

Me:  I shouldn't have told you that, I felt you lose some respect for me.


What's the funniest thing someone has said to you lately?

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  1. I'm going to say I had a fairly funny thing last night. We were watching the new version of Carrie on TV and you referred to the old one and ***SPOILER ALERT*** you said " I didn't know the bucket killed the guy in the original movie" and I said "It didn't, it bounced off the guy's afro" (the original has the guy from Greatest American Hero and has the curliest hair ever).

    Your silent high five was the funniest response to one of my lame jokes ever!

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    1. That was pretty friggin hilarious. William Katt did have quite the set of bodacious locks that side of the 70s!!

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  2. A gal at bingo said she had been cleaning her neighbor's house for 16 years. My Mom said and you're still not done??!!😂😋

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  3. My husband yesterday: "Well, you don't have to worry about any self-esteem issues at my job. Just look around and you start realizing you're not so bad. I told my manager the reason I have to take off for jury duty is because I'm the only one here without a criminal record."

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