Low Key Easter Weekend Recap
Y'all it almost happened. It seemed like it was almost a perfect carpet install. Then the dude grabbed a broom and swept all of the carpet on top, swept the floor, then swept the stairs going downstairs. Thanks for taking our clean carpet and giving it a fresh layer of unknown dust and dirt all over it. Then we looked when they left and saw a gap by the baseboard on the landing we weren't happy with and I know they had to have seen it so I fear shoe molding is in our future which we hate. The final "of course?" We had a TON left. Like enough to recarpet another set of stairs easily. Uh, why are you sending someone out to measure to give us a quote and we have enough left over to carpet another set of stairs and have enough of another piece for a big strip in front of the washer and dryer. This goes well beyond the "10% waste" they have you get. (It stretches 2/3 the length of our basement) So begins the process of trying...
I'm going to say I had a fairly funny thing last night. We were watching the new version of Carrie on TV and you referred to the old one and ***SPOILER ALERT*** you said " I didn't know the bucket killed the guy in the original movie" and I said "It didn't, it bounced off the guy's afro" (the original has the guy from Greatest American Hero and has the curliest hair ever).
ReplyDeleteYour silent high five was the funniest response to one of my lame jokes ever!
That was pretty friggin hilarious. William Katt did have quite the set of bodacious locks that side of the 70s!!
DeleteA gal at bingo said she had been cleaning her neighbor's house for 16 years. My Mom said and you're still not done??!!šš
ReplyDeleteROFL!! That is some quick wit right there!
DeleteMy husband yesterday: "Well, you don't have to worry about any self-esteem issues at my job. Just look around and you start realizing you're not so bad. I told my manager the reason I have to take off for jury duty is because I'm the only one here without a criminal record."
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