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Hump Day Poll: Who Is Lookin' at Yours

Let's talk hoo-ha's.  Vaginas.  Bearded clam.  Etc.  (Or prostates, teabags, twig and berries.) My first gynecologist was a dude.  An old dude.  My mom's gynie because obviously when I went to her telling her some cad (the Mr) and I were thinking of doing the deed, she wanted me on the pill.  I got in within a week which is unheard of these days.  I walked in and waited in my paper gown until the first man to see the secret garden bounded in.   Do you remember Larry "Bud" Melman from early Letterman?  Let me refresh your memory: source Needless to say, after two years of visits with him, I came to the conclusion this man who told me PMS was "in my head" at 18 that I was not going to have someone looking at my parts that did own the same ones.  I switched to a lady doctor with another name and began mouth leaking about how he didn't listen to me so I had to switch to a woman.  She laughed and said "I know exactly what you ...

End of month report card

Damn hipsters, weigh in and Easter pickin's

Keepin' it loose and what I'm reading this week

The gift of relaxation

Racing brains and massage

Bon voyage, weigh in and shaky week ahead

Booty shake and what I'm reading this week

Good eats

You're going to stick me how many times?

Word Barf

Restocking, visiting and sucked in again

Putting it behind me and what I'm reading this week

Mixed bag of nothin'

Be your own advocate

Finally, some answers

Christmas in March, nostalgia and grocery refuel

New plan: Weigh in #1

Radiation Friday and what I'm reading this week

The Mr's thoughts on our new plan of action

Gettin' it out of neutral

Yellow river by I P Freely and scaling back

Compounding the damage and shovel fight