Friday, September 27, 2013
Stink bugs, explosion and what I'm reading this week
Dear rat bastard stink bugs. I know you think that you will seek refuge in our home for the winter but you thought wrong. The Mr is hellbent on destroying you and I'm tired of feeling like one of the plagues has taken residence on our screen door. You WILL go down...tell your friends. Word to your mutha.
While the construction crew didn't dig up my internet wires yesterday, they did explode something or a house dropped out of the sky on a striped sock wearing witch...definitely one of the two. But since I don't recall seeing a mushroom cloud, maybe it was the house. I cannot wait for them to be done with everything. It's been 2 years of it happening on either side of us and I don't even bother washing the car anymore because every day it's coated with more construction dust. Bleh.
Now that I have those two pet peeves out of the way, let's get on with...
16 Ways to Cook Eggs
19 Seasonal Fruits and Veggies to Eat This Fall
53 Best Body Weight Exercises
Crossfit's Dirty Little Secret
Mom Sells Daughter's One Direction Ticket After Lippin' Off (I kinda love this)
Family Photo Session Not Your Average Day at the Beach
Burger King Reveals Lower Fat "Satisfries" (McDonalds, get on this please)
Two year old becomes youngest gastric bypass patient (Words escape me)
Julia Louis-Dreyfuss Public Meltdown (this is pretty hilarious. I didn't know this was a "thing")
Stay Flexible and Injury Free with 10 Minutes of Stretching (this is a good one. Video starts on landing)
16 Most Surprising High Fiber Foods (Please pass the Beano)
Thelma and Louise Ride Again (One of my faves! They look pretty dang good!)
Trader Joe's Ex-President To Turn Expired Food Into Cheap Meals
6 Things Your Pee is Trying to Tell You
What Would Happen If You Just Stopped Sleeping Forever (courtesy of the Mr)
Why We Hate Change (Raising hand)
Justin Timberlake Shows Us How Dumb We Sound Using Hashtags (This is why I don't use hashtags. The first time I heard this, I wanted to punch the Mr square in the bozak for playing it but it makes a real point...society is plummeting into idiocy if we continue to accept this as language. Now get off my damn lawn, you kids!)
We've got a wedding to go to tomorrow and it's kind of spaced weird so it's going to be an all day thing. Sigh. There wouldn't be a 3 hour gap between the wedding and reception if they just consulted me as soon as they were engaged. I only planned my wedding for 4 years...two of them with an actual fiance. ;-)
How about you? What's on tap for the weekend?
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